Apparently this is the new cover art for “The Woman Who Rides like a Man”
What the fuck you guys. This book is not a fucking love triangle. No one should be on this cover except Alanna. ALANNA AND NO ONE ELSE (‘cept maybe Faithful. And the horse.)
Also, that badly imaged necklace is blue??? What the hell? Also what are they wearing? Where is Alanna’s armor? What the fuck is that shirt? This is not modern times, you guys. Also, isn’t her hair long by now? Why does she have so much eyeliner? Why does everyone look like a teenager?
RAGE.

Apparently this is the new cover art for “The Woman Who Rides like a Man”

What the fuck you guys. This book is not a fucking love triangle. No one should be on this cover except Alanna. ALANNA AND NO ONE ELSE (‘cept maybe Faithful. And the horse.)

Also, that badly imaged necklace is blue??? What the hell? Also what are they wearing? Where is Alanna’s armor? What the fuck is that shirt? This is not modern times, you guys. Also, isn’t her hair long by now? Why does she have so much eyeliner? Why does everyone look like a teenager?

RAGE.

  1. luthied reblogged this from faewithoutconsequence and added:
    Obviously the Trickster is at it again, or someone has gone mad. These new covers make Alanna look feminine and weak!...
  2. the-sober-folly reblogged this from faewithoutconsequence
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  4. fantastic-nonsense reblogged this from faewithoutconsequence and added:
    No, seriously. The newest cover editions fill me with rage.
  5. deidragodwin reblogged this from faewithoutconsequence and added:
    I have one more thing to add that occurred to me while I was telling my mom about this new cover art today. On the...
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  7. faewithoutconsequence reblogged this from orangealien and added:
    Yeah, like I said before- as a former teenage girl, this cover would make me do a 180. And someone brought up in another...
  8. orangealien reblogged this from deidragodwin and added:
    I will sign a petition or mass letter. And I completely agree with what you’re saying. The reason I picked the books up...
  9. dirt-nerd reblogged this from candiedeyesnow and added:
    WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU ALANA! How could they ever twilightify you like that! You have a personality goddammit! And...
  10. candiedeyesnow reblogged this from deidragodwin and added:
    What the fuck why why why THIS IS NOT WHAT THE BOOK IS ABOUT
  11. skavalli reblogged this from faewithoutconsequence and added:
    She’s also definitely wearing a modern bra, and I couldn’t put money on who’s George and who’s Jonathan,